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?THEME SONG: Are you ready kids

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!Aye, aye, Captain

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!I can't hear you

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!Aye, aye, Captain

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!Ohhhhhhhhhh

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Who lives in a
?pineapple under the sea

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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Absorbent and yellow
!and porous is he

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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If nautical nonsense
be something

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you wish-- SpongeBob
!Squarepants

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Then drop on the deck
!and float like a fish

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!SpongeBob Squarepants

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?Ready

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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!SpongeBob Squarepants

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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!Ha-ha

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!Ha-ha

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!Ha-ha-ha-ha

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!Ah-ha

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!Har

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[DIXIELAND JAZZ PLAYING]

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All right, we're going-
!to go to Sandy's house

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!Yeah

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!Oh, it's going to be fun-

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?Sandy-

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!Hey, Sandy

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?What's with the sign

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.Look-

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.She's on the Eating Channel

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[CRUNCHING]

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[GULP]

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.Howdy-

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If you all are
watching this, that

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.means I'm asleep for the winter

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This sleep is called
".hibernation"

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[MUNCHING SOUNDS]

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During hibernation, animals
.don't like to be woken up

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.So, do not disturb

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.That means you, SpongeBob

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.We'd better put these on-

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.Never mind, Pat-

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.Sandy said not to come in

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!Let's amscray

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When are you going-
?to learn, SpongeBob

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".No" means "yes"

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.Patrick-

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.Listen

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--How many times do we have to

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!SpongeBob-

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!Look at this

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[GASPS]

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?What is this stuff-

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It's a vast swirling wonderland-
.of sparkling white pleasure

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Let it fill your senses with
cascading fluffy pillows

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of excitement and comfort
!as you've never felt before

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.Wow, Patrick-

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!That was beautiful

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?What-

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I was just reading
.this candy wrapper

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?See

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[GASP]

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!Patrick-

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!Put your helmet back on

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You know there's no
!water at Sandy's house

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.It's OK, SpongeBob-

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.This stuff is water

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!Look

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.I guess you're right-

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.It's OK here

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.Take it off-

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.No one's looking

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!TOGETHER: Yeah

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!Yeah

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[SNORING]

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?SpongeBob-

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?Did you hear that

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I think it came from-
.up in Sandy's tree

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[SNORING]

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.That is one tired tree-

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[GASP]

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.Look what's in Sandy's bed-

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It looks like an-
.over-inflated Sandy doll

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.I think this thing is Sandy-

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Hibernation" must mean the"-
".opposite of "beauty sleep

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I've had enough of your-
.dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan

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I'm going to get you and
,your partner, Pinhead Larry

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.or my name ain't Sheriff Sandy

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[SNORING]

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She must be dreaming-
.about Texas outlaws

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[SNICKERING]

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.Look out Sandy

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.I'm Dirty Dan

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I'm gonna catch-
you and throw you

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.and Dale at taxpayers' expense

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Ooh, you'd better-
.run faster, Sandy

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.Yeah, I'm getting away-

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!Run faster

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!Hurry-

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!We're getting in a taxi

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!Faster-

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!Faster

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.I'll get you two-

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--You're nothing but pure evil
.just like the newspaper comics

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[SNICKERING]

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.Come on Patrick-

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We shouldn't
.disturb her anymore

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.That's not disturbing-

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.This is disturbing

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.Hi there, SpongeBob

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!My name is Patback

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!Ha

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!That is really disturbing

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[LAUGHING]

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.Oh, SpongeBob-

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[GROWL]

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[ROAR]

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!Faster, SpongeBob-

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!She's gaining on us

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!Sandy-

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!No

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!Stop

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!I warned ya, Dirty Dan-

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Now you just crossed the
.border into Hurtville

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!Sandy-

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!It's us

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!Your friends

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!SpongeBob and Patrick

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!Please, Sandy-

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!I can't afford dry-cleaning

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Gonna skin ya and make-
.a pair of size six boots

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[SNORING]

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.Fun's over-

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.Whew-

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We sure don't want
.to wake her up again

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Too bad we don't have any
.ear plugs to put on her

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.Yeah-

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All's I got is this
.belly-button lint

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!All right, Pat-

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I'm gonna rip your arms-
.off-- and flapjacks

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[SNORING]

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.Well, that outta work-

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!Hey Sandy-

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?Does it work

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[SNORING]

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.Hey Sandy-

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,If you can't hear us
!don't say anything

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!Hey, Sandy-

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!Don't wake up

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[GIGGLING]

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!See you later, Sheriff Sandy-

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!Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

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!You're under arrest

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!You'll never catch me-

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!Da-

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!Ha-ha-ha-

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!Oo

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!Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-

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!Hey, that's not fair-

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.Cowboys couldn't afford canons

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They couldn't afford-
.station waggons, either

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.Nice panelling-

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,All right, Pinhead
.your time is up

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?Who are you calling Pinhead-

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.I want to be Dirty Dan

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What makes you think-
?you can be Dirty Dan

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.I'm dirty-

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.I'd say I'm Dirty Dan-

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.I'd say I'm Dirty Dan-

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!Dow-

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!Oof-

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.I'd say I'm Dirty Dan-

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!Dow

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!I'm Dirty Dan-

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!I'm Dirty Dan-

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!I'm Dirty Dan-

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!I'm Dirty Dan-

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!Oof

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!I'm Dirty Dan-

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!I'm Dirty Dan-

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!Doh

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!PATRICK: I'm Dirty Dan

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!SPONGEBOB: I'm Dirty Dan

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.PATRICK: I'm Dirty Dan

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!SPONGEBOB: I'm Dirty Dan

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!Oh

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!I'm Dirty Dan-

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!Auugh-

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--Screaming will get you no-

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Which one of you fellers-
?is the real Dirty Dan

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?Uh-

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?I am

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!Patrick-

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.Hot wings-

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.OK, Pinhead Larry-

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!Now you get yours

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!Auugh-

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!Pinhead-

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[GASPING FOR BREATH]

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[GASPING FOR BREATH]

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[GASPING FOR BREATH]

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[GASPING FOR BREATH]

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[GASPING FOR BREATH]

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Now you're gonna pay for
!those crimes, Pinhead

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!Sandy-

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!Stand back

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!I'm warning you

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[ROARS]

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!OK-

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!I warned ya

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!Uh

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?Did you win-

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!Hi, SpongeBob

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[SNORING SOUNDS]

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.OK, SpongeBob

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.You can be Dirty Dan

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.I just want to be Patrick

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Let's get out of here-
!before Sandy wakes up again

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[GASPING FOR BREATH]

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.Ouch

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Sorry, Patrick, but
.the door is slippery

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!It's frozen shut

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.Let me have a try-

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!Tuh

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!Tuh

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!Open sesame

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.Well, I've done all I can do

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,Then we're stuck in here-
.until the door thaws

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.In spring

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!Barnacles-

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[SHIVERING]

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?Is it spring, yet

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.N-N-N-no-

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!Oh-

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!I'm so cold that I'm shivering

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I-I-I'm so cold-
that can use my nose

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drippings as a
.pair of chopsticks

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I'm so c-cold-
!that I'm shivering

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M-m-m-maybe we-
?should build a fire

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.I got it

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We'll burn the bark
!from Sandy's tree

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SANDY SQUIRREL: You're going
to be wearing an iron lung

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when I'm through
!with you, Pinhead

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That fire's not going-
.to happen, Patrick

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.I don't get it

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How does Sandy survive these
?intense conditions every year

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.Maybe she just ignores it-

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--Maybe-

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--Maybe-

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!Maybe it's her fur-

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[SQUIRREL SOUND]

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!TOGETHER: Yeah

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[SNORING]

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Look at all that-
.warm, toasty fur

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--It's like a goldmine-
!but with fur

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.Carefully-

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!Carefully

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!Come on-

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!Do it

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!I'm freezing here
!All right-

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!All right

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!Hang on a second

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[ROAR]

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?That should be enough, right

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.Sponge-

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.I'm a big man

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A big, big man

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Well I guess I've-
.lived a full life

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[ROAR]

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[SNORING]

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.This is taking too long-

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!I want the warm now

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!Pat, no-

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?Pat, are you crazy

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.No-

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.I'm warm

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.Let me see that roll of tape-

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[ROAR]

281
00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:58,400
[TAPE RIP]

282
00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,390
[ROAR]

283
00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:00,380
[TAPE RIP]

284
00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:01,370
[ROAR]

285
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,350
[TAPE RIP]

286
00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:03,340
[ROAR]

287
00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:04,330
[TAPE RIP]

288
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,310
[ROAR]

289
00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:10,600
.Man-

290
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,480
.That fur really hits the spot

291
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,050
.No more frozen armpits

292
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,700
And this eyebrow goatee
.combo works like a charm

293
00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,970
This is the best
.idea we've ever had

294
00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:23,290
.You said it-

295
00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:26,800
,I'm ready for the longest-
!coldest winter ever

296
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,240
!TOGETHER: Bring it on

297
00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:33,990
?Spring-

298
00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:36,120
!SANDY SQUIRREL: Yawn

299
00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,600
!Wow

300
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,420
!Spring already

301
00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:40,490
[GASPING FOR BREATH]

302
00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:41,190
!Tartar sauce-

303
00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:43,450
!The lock is still frozen

304
00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:47,850
I sure can't wait to get-
!outside and warm my fur

305
00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:50,290
[HUFFING AND PUFFING]

306
00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:52,240
!Oh, look

307
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:56,140
!It's SpongeBob and Patrick

308
00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,120
!Hey guys

309
00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:09,800
[SHRIEKS]

310
00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:12,400
.It's OK, Sandy-

311
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,720
Squirrel-pattern baldness is
.quite common in small mammals

312
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,420
!SpongeBob-

313
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:21,220
!Patrick

314
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:22,440
.Don't worry Sandy

315
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,490
!We've got you covered

316
00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:30,010
?More lemonade, boys-

317
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,020
.Thanks, Sandy-

318
00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,990
!Spring sure is lovely-

319
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:39,430
[SAD PIANO MUSIC]

320
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,690
[GIGGLING]

321
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:55,500
.Oh, I've got you now, Gary-

322
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,740
.Meow-

323
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:57,440
!Tag-

324
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,800
!You're it

325
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,170
!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

326
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:01,870
!Gary-

327
00:13:01,870 --> 00:13:03,630
!You will never find me here

328
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,610
!Oh-oh

329
00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:08,490
.Meow-

330
00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:09,330
.Tag-

331
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,230
.Now I'm it

332
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,060
!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

333
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:12,760
!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

334
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:18,040
!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

335
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,120
.Hi, SpongeBob-

336
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,100
?What are you doing

337
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,250
.Gary and I are playing tag-

338
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,530
?You want to join us

339
00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:25,050
?Oh, boy, would I-

340
00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,020
.OK-

341
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,510
.Tag

342
00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:29,990
!You're it

343
00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:30,770
!I'm it-

344
00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:31,470
!I'm it

345
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:31,960
!I'm it

346
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:32,460
!I'm it

347
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:33,160
!I'm it

348
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,930
!I'm it

349
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:35,920
.Meow-

350
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,210
!Tag, you're it-

351
00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:37,910
!I win

352
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:38,690
!I win

353
00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:40,450
[PURRING]

354
00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:43,350
?What's with Gary

355
00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:44,390
.He sounds like a motorboat

356
00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:50,360
Must be the snail's way-
.of saying he likes you

357
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,200
!Ha-ha-

358
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:51,900
!It tickles

359
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,130
[LAUGHING TOGETHER]

360
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,450
[STILL LAUGHING TOGETHER]

361
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:06,380
.Well-

362
00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:09,590
I guess it's time for me and
.the Gar-bear to get going

363
00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,770
.Come on, Gary

364
00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,900
Boy, I can't wait
.to hit the hay

365
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,660
?How about you, Gary

366
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,670
?Gary

367
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:17,380
?Gary

368
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:18,860
.SINGING) Brush brush brush)-

369
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,060
.Brush brush brush

370
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:20,760
?Hey Patrick-

371
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,240
?Have you seen Gary

372
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,670
.Brush brush brush-

373
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:27,320
!Brushing everywhere

374
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,120
.Nope

375
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:28,820
.Oh

376
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:31,470
.I-- hey, here he is

377
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,380
.Meow-

378
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,340
.Come on Gary-

379
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,620
We've gotta let
.Patrick go to sleep

380
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:36,930
.Oh, I don't mind, SpongeBob-

381
00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:41,110
In fact, why don't you let Gary
?sleep over at my house tonight

382
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,470
!Hey, that's a great idea-

383
00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:44,170
!A sleepover-

384
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:44,920
!Oh boy

385
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,670
Oh, this is going
!to be great, Gary

386
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:50,010
We can stay up till dawn
,and watch scary movies

387
00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:52,910
,and eat popcorn
!and play boardgames

388
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:53,980
.Gee-

389
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,700
.This is great

390
00:14:55,700 --> 00:15:00,600
My two best friends in the
!whole sea having a sleepover

391
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,600
And then we'll make-
!a house of cards

392
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,870
And then we'll read
!some comic books

393
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:04,570
.OK-

394
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,700
.You guys have a good time

395
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,240
.I'll see you tomorrow

396
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,880
!Bla-bla-bla-bla-blah-

397
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:09,580
!Bla-bla

398
00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:15,340
[SHIP HORN]

399
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,350
!I'm awake-

400
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:21,060
!Hey, SpongeBob-

401
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:24,810
!Hey guys-

402
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,440
?How was the sleepover

403
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,140
.Great, SpongeBob-

404
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:28,430
!Watch this

405
00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:31,400
No matter where I
.go, Gary follows

406
00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:35,710
[LAUGHING]

407
00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:38,510
!Meow-

408
00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,960
[LAUGHING]

409
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:45,590
.Meow-

410
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:46,520
?See-

411
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,110
.Come on, Gary-

412
00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:51,270
!Try and catch me

413
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:53,130
!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

414
00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:54,610
?Isn't this great, Gary

415
00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:58,060
Me running around
!and you chasing me

416
00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:00,690
.You're not chasing me

417
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:01,390
.Come on, Gary-

418
00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:03,120
.Let's go play a different game

419
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:07,400
!Whoa-ho-ho-ho-

420
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,350
!Look out

421
00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:11,980
.I'm right in front of-- you

422
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:14,430
?What's wrong with me

423
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:15,700
?Do I offend

424
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,050
[LAUGHING]

425
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,300
!Hey, Gary

426
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,540
!Gary, look

427
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,360
!It's your favourite ball

428
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,340
[LAUGHING]

429
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,720
!Hey, Gary-

430
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,640
!Look

431
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,670
!Snail Nip

432
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:39,420
?Huh

433
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,120
?Huh

434
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:40,820
?Huh

435
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,550
[LAUGHING]

436
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,360
!Oh-

437
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,470
!Gary, help

438
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:46,170
!Help me

439
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:48,190
!Oh, merciful Neptune

440
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:51,030
!I closed the window on my head

441
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:53,290
[LAUGHING]

442
00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:55,250
.All right

443
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,330
!That's it

444
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,400
!Da

445
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,200
[LAUGHING]

446
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,020
!Gary

447
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,600
You stop this
!foolishness right now

448
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,200
.Gary the snail

449
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,160
Answer me when I'm
!talking to you

450
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:10,860
.OK

451
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:11,940
!That's it, mister

452
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:16,130
you are coming home with
.me right this instant

453
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:18,020
.Say goodbye to Patrick, Gary

454
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:18,740
!Meow-

455
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:22,940
Hold it right there-
!DadMom AngryPants

456
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,510
?What's that supposed to mean-

457
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,610
.I don't know-

458
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:29,550
But I do know Gary knows
.who he wants to go with

459
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:33,810
Now I suggest you put him
.down and let him choose

460
00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:34,510
.Fine-

461
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:37,170
But I would like to
remind him who it was that

462
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:40,260
,fed him and housed him
and sat at his bedside

463
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,990
when he was sick, and
massaged his eyestalks

464
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:44,740
!when his eyes were sore

465
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:45,440
.OK, Gary

466
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,140
.Go ahead

467
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,020
.Show him

468
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:47,720
.OK Gary

469
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,430
!Come to me

470
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:49,130
!Come on

471
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:50,210
!Come on, Gary

472
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:51,060
.Come on

473
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:51,860
.Come here, Gary

474
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,240
.Oh, wrong way, Gary

475
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:53,970
!G-Gary

476
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:54,710
!Turn around, Gary

477
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:55,410
!Turn around

478
00:17:55,410 --> 00:17:56,270
!G-Gary, no

479
00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:56,970
!Gary, no

480
00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:58,060
!No, no, no, no

481
00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,120
!Don't do it Gary

482
00:17:59,120 --> 00:17:59,820
!No

483
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:00,800
!No, Gary

484
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,680
.Well, well, well-

485
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,980
I guess that answers
.that question

486
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,620
.So long, SpongeBob

487
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,380
.Gary and me got stuff to do

488
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,260
.OK, fine-

489
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:13,700
If that's the way
you want to thank

490
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,340
!me for all that I've done

491
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:25,900
I guess you're not
.coming back, Gary

492
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,030
.I don't need Gary

493
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,690
.I'll just find another pet

494
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:32,290
!Yeah, it'll be better than Gary

495
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:36,280
I'm going to get a pet who won't
!go off with my best friend

496
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,730
[LAUGHTER]

497
00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:42,430
!Hi, guys

498
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:45,720
.Say hello to my new pal, Rex

499
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,420
!Woof-

500
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:49,430
,Not only is he loyal-
.but he knows tricks, too

501
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:51,510
.Watch and learn

502
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:52,440
!Sit, Rex

503
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,250
!Sit

504
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,480
!Roll over, Rex

505
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,160
!Roll over

506
00:18:59,160 --> 00:18:59,930
.Now stay, Rex

507
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:00,720
!Stay

508
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,950
!Good boy, Rex

509
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,170
?Who's a good boy

510
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:06,250
?Who's a good boy

511
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,120
?Who's a good boy

512
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,460
[LAUGHTER]

513
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:15,660
I'm sure glad we went
.our separate ways, Gary

514
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:18,650
.A worm really is the pet for me

515
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,010
.So loyal

516
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:21,290
.So trusting

517
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,780
.Always by my side

518
00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:23,480
!Woof-

519
00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:31,370
?Who needs worms, anyway-

520
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,980
,Welcome home
.newest best friend

521
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:34,710
.Come on out

522
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:35,630
.Don't be shy

523
00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,120
!Ooh hoo

524
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,290
You remind me of
.someone I once knew

525
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:44,310
A certain someone
who's name will not

526
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,960
.be mentioned in this household

527
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,660
!Come on

528
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:49,480
.Let me show you around, Larry

529
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,360
.Meow-

530
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:56,350
And now, Larry, I present-
!to you-- dinner time

531
00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:57,450
!Ta-da

532
00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:58,670
!Bon appetit, Larry

533
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:01,720
[SNIFFING]

534
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,790
[HISSING]

535
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,240
.OK-

536
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,460
.Maybe later

537
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,970
.This is where you sleep, Larry

538
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:12,750
!Rawr-

539
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,830
--Uh, that's where I-

540
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:19,000
[HISSING]

541
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,460
[SNORING]

542
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,270
.I guess you can sleep there

543
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,890
.I'll sleep down here

544
00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:30,000
.Well, goodnight, Larry

545
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,830
[HISSING]

546
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:38,250
!Hey-hey, Larry-

547
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,370
?Want to hear a joke

548
00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:42,220
.Oh, Gary used to love this one

549
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:45,160
What do you call
?a snail on a ship

550
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,370
!A snailer

551
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,420
!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

552
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:49,450
!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

553
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:51,490
[HISSING]

554
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:53,570
?Don't you get it, Larry-

555
00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:56,610
!A snailer

556
00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:57,470
.Gosh

557
00:20:57,470 --> 00:21:00,300
Larry sure is
.different than Gary

558
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:05,270
And Gary and Larry are
.real different than Jerry

559
00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:06,400
!Oh, Gary

560
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,240
?Why did you have to go

561
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,740
?Why, Gary

562
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:13,600
?Why

563
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,100
,Why, why, why
?why, why, why, why

564
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:16,940
.GARY: Meow

565
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:17,640
?Huh-

566
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,340
?Gary

567
00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:19,460
.Hey, SpongeBob-

568
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:20,230
.Oh-

569
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:21,820
.Hello, Patrick

570
00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:23,270
.Meow-

571
00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:25,040
.Hello, Gary-

572
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,500
Would it be all-
right if Gary and I

573
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,660
?did some laundry over here

574
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,250
?Laundry-

575
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,290
.But we used to do laundry

576
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:37,290
,PATRICK: And uh, SpongeBob
?could we borrow some soap

577
00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:38,060
?Soap-

578
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,530
.But we used to use soap

579
00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:45,030
Do you want Fresh
--Scent or Heavy Du

580
00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:46,650
.Here it comes-

581
00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:50,130
!Du-- du-- du-- duty-

582
00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:53,820
!Gary

583
00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:55,970
!Please come back Gary

584
00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:58,570
!Please come home

585
00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:02,120
!I'm a wreck without you

586
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:02,860
!I know

587
00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:05,630
If you come back, there
!will be a no rules rule

588
00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:07,190
You can do whatever you
!want, when you want

589
00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:09,940
If you feel like ripping up
!the sofa, then you rip it up

590
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:10,640
?And the litter box

591
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,760
!Forget about it

592
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,660
!The world is your litter box

593
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:17,190
And you don't have
to wait around for me

594
00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:18,610
.to feed you anymore

595
00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:21,250
.24 hour fridge access

596
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:25,040
And you don't even if have to
!use a bowl-- blub-blub-blub

597
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,940
And I know how much
you like my prize

598
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:27,970
.driftwood carving of Squidward

599
00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:30,870
Well, think of it as your
.own personal scratching post

600
00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:32,050
?What do you think, Gary

601
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,190
?Won't it be fun, Gary

602
00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:35,320
!How pathetic-

603
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,020
!Gary-

604
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:43,480
,I'm sorry, SpongeBob-
.but Gary's with me, now

605
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,280
,You had your chance
.and you failed

606
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,890
You have to stop
.living in the past

607
00:22:48,890 --> 00:22:50,510
.Face it, SpongeBob

608
00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:52,910
.You're only hurting yourself

609
00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:54,950
.It's what Gary wants

610
00:22:54,950 --> 00:22:58,430
.And what Gary wants is me

611
00:22:58,430 --> 00:23:00,110
?Right, Gary

612
00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:02,560
?Huh

613
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,310
[MUNCHING SOUNDS]

614
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,930
!He only liked me for my shorts

615
00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:09,590
.No, Patrick-

616
00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:11,570
He wanted the cookie
!in your pocket

617
00:23:18,410 --> 00:23:19,110
.Meow-

618
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,850
?G-- G-- Gary-

619
00:23:24,850 --> 00:23:25,550
.Burp-

620
00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:27,030
!Meow

621
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,520
!Wee-

622
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,580
!Oh, Gary

623
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,370
!I knew you'd never leave me

624
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,570
!Aw

625
00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,400
!Let's go for a walk, pal

626
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,980
!Gary-

627
00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:43,220
I thought what we
!had was special

628
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:51,750
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